I'm not sure I should be allowed to post on your blog, 'specially since it's called haszaristwocents (self referential - instant 2 points!) as I am obviously not haszari. Do I have to contribute two cents as well and do these funds finally end up with a charity?

Anyhow, here is some content:

I've noticed my hair can occasionally take on a bit of a Johnny Bravo look. At the front it all sticks straight up sometimes and I'm not sure why. Why did evolution develop this particular hair feature for me? Is this meant to help me escape tigers or make crappy tools out of stones and a stick? I guess it's like it says in "Like a prayer" by Madonna - "Life is a mystery".

[insert witty social commentary here].